TRADE MAINTENANCE
You service the ute.
When did you last service yourself?
The whole tradie — body, head, wallet, home, crew and purpose. Healthier, stronger, happier, more sorted, on and off the tools. Start with a 2-minute look under your own bonnet.
🔧 Free. Anonymous. No feelings required.
THE WHOLE TRADIE
Six pillars we keep serviced.
Not just the back. Tradie Health looks after the whole machine — and the tradie running it. The goal isn’t a fitter tradie. It’s a better one.
Healthier. Stronger. Happier. On and off the tools.
The Body
PHYSICAL
Back, knees, sleep, the gut, fuel and hydration. Keep the frame solid so you’re not retired by your own body.
The Head
MENTAL
Stress, the black dog, keeping level. No circles, no fluff — just keeping the engine cool under load.
The Wallet
FINANCIAL
Cash that doesn’t keep you up at night. The wallet’s part of your health, full stop — so we sort it too.
The Home
RELATIONSHIPS
The missus, the kids, the mates. The stuff you’re actually doing it all for — don’t let it run on empty.
The Crew
LEADERSHIP
Running the job, leading a team, backing the boys. Be the boss your crew actually want to work for.
The Why
PURPOSE
Purpose past the next invoice. Knowing what you’re building, and why — so the work means something.
THE HONEST BIT
The ute gets a logbook. The tools get a wipe-down. The dog gets the vet. You get a pie, a Mother, and “she’ll be right.”
It’ll be alright right, mate.
90% of tradies are carrying pain right now. Too many of us get told to retire by our own backs before we’re ready — and we lose too many of the quiet ones.
This isn’t therapy. We’re not here to sit you in a circle and ask how you feel. It’s maintenance — the whole machine, and the tradie running it.
You wouldn’t run a $90k truck into the ground on purpose. Stop doing it to the one machine you can’t replace.
WHY IT MATTERS
The numbers nobody puts on the smoko wall.
Not to scare you. Just so you know the engine light’s been on for a while.
190
tradies lost to suicide every year — about one every second day.
MATES in Construction
90%
of tradies copped work-related pain or injury in the last 12 months.
Australian Physiotherapy Assoc.
~75%
end up with hearing damage. Almost none have ever had it tested.
JTA / industry data
#1
worst diet of any occupation in the country. Equal last.
CSIRO
THE TOOLBOX CHECK
Service yourself in 2 minutes.
Six quick questions — one for each part of the tradie — and you get a Service Report: what’s running fine, what needs a look, and the one thing to fix first. Like a quote, but on you. No sign-up to start.
THE SERVICE SCHEDULE
Pick how often you get under the bonnet.
Start free with the Logbook. Step up when you’re ready. No lock-in, cancel anytime.
The Logbook
The front door.
- The Toolbox Check, anytime
- Your score + trend over time
- The free fix guides
- Into the crew (community)
The regular service. First 50 tradies only.
- Everything in The Logbook
- A box of Tradielytes each month
- Sleep tracking + weekly check-in
- The full Tradie Reset program
- 90-day money-back guarantee
*Free early access during launch. Pricing announced at full launch.
The full rebuild. Capped.
- Everything in Serviced
- Mobile health check + hearing test
- The private Crew network
- First dibs on Tools Down retreats
*Free early access during launch. Pricing announced at full launch.
Join WaitlistTHE FULL REBUILDS
When you’re ready to go deeper.
The Toolbox Check is the front door. These are the proper programs — pick the one that fits where you’re at.
FLAGSHIP
Tradie Reset
8-week full tune-up
Sleep, training, fuel, wallet and mindset — the lot, in eight weeks. The program that gets you running right again.
Join now →FOR ALL THE YOUNG TRADIES
Apprentice Advantage
Set up right from day one
Fitness, wallet, confidence and how to carry yourself on site. The head start nobody gave us.
Incoming →FOR LEADERS & OWNERS
High Performance Tradie
Leading hands, supervisors, owners
Leadership, systems, time and culture for the tradie running the crew and the business.
Hold onto your hammer →TRADIELYTES – COMING SOON
Premium fuel for the machine.
You sweat out two litres before smoko, then run on servo coffee. No wonder you cramp at 2pm and feel like death by Friday.
Tradielytes is one sachet in your bottle. Proper salt for a tradie who actually works, not the watered-down stuff for kids with gastro. Zero sugar. No crash.
FOR BOSSES & BUILDERS
Get your whole crew serviced.
Hearing tests are now the law on noisy sites. Heat and mental-health duties are on you too. Most “wellness” programs are a 1800 number nobody rings.
Tradie Health comes to the site — checks, electrolytes and a check-in your tradies will actually use. Tick the duty-of-care box, keep your crew on the tools, and look after them properly. We put our own LMS crew through it first.
Crew Retention
keep good tradies longer
On-site
no time off the tools
WHS
evidence built in
Founding 100 crews — the first 100 builders lock in founding per-head pricing for life.
Tools down for ten minutes. Let’s have a look under your bonnet.
Service the tradie. Stay on the tools longer. Earn longer. Be around longer.
Early Access — limited spots for the first tradies in.